Rule #1 – Do not call us!
(You will no longer be eligible for employment if you call us!)

Please fill out the brief questionnaire below with your work experience and preferences. Answer honestly and remember you cannot fail this exam so relax.
Again, we will call or email you if we’d like to meet with you. We may even buy you lunch.

1. What is rule #1
Call us in a few days to check in
Call us to sell us something
Do not call us
Call every web firm in the area looking for a job
Buy a cell phone and have countless, pointless conversations with friends and family about where you are and what you are doing. “Yeah mom, I’m shopping.”

2. I seek to be an integritive:
Designer
Flash Guru
Senior Developer
Developer

3. Web Development is:
My career
My passion
My entire life
A hobby
Better than any other rush!

4. My preferred HTML / JS Development tool is:
Frontpage
BBEdit
Golive
Dreamweaver
Text Editor
I prefer to copy other people’s work using MS Word

5. My preferred OS is:
Unix
Linux
Windows 2000 / XP
Mac OS X
DOS
What is an OS?

6. My preferred computer is:
Mac
Windows PC
Web TV
Unix Box
XBOX
Commodore 64

7. My preferred programming language is:
PHP
Perl
C/C++
ASP/JSP
JAVA
Cold Fusion
Screaming at the computer

8. My attention to detail is:
Weak
Average
Good
Excellent
Outstanding
I lack attention and focus

9. My Design skills are:
Weak
Average
Good
Excellent
Outstanding
I am the frickin’ best!

10. My Flash design skills are:
Weak
Average
Good
Excellent
Outstanding
I have graduated to guru status

11. My Flash Action Scripting skills are:
Weak
Average
Good
Excellent
Outstanding
I have graduated to guru status

12. My raw programming skills are:
Weak
Average
Good
Excellent
Outstanding
I speak geek

13. My aptitude and desire to learn new things is:
Weak
Average
Good
Excellent
Outstanding
Not since I dropped out of school

14. I play ____(fill in the blank)____ with others
Poorly (I prefer my computer over human interaction)
OK (I like to say hi to people)
Well (I love people)
Chicken (I usually win at this too!)

15. Describe your ideal work environment

16. Describe yourself

17. List below the top 4 sites you’ve been involved in developing.

SITE URL	DESCRIPTION OF DEVELOPMENT INVOLVEMENT
1. http://
2. http://
3. http://
4. http://

My name is:
First:

Last:

My email address is
email:

My website address is
http://

My phone number is
          

Best time to reach me is
          

Where did you go to college?
          

 

This questionnaire is meant for entertainment purposes only and is not to be taken seriously.